
Funny Headlines
The following are all genuine headlines:
Bible church's focus is the Bible
Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons
Cedar Rapids Gazette
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
Journal of Commerce
Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person
The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York
Lack of brains hinders research
The Columbus Dispatch
How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart
Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera
Fish lurk in streams
Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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