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Economist uses theory to explain economy
Collinsville Herald-Journal

Bible church's focus is the Bible
Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons
Cedar Rapids Gazette

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
Journal of Commerce

Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person
The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York

Lack of brains hinders research
The Columbus Dispatch

How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart
Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera

Fish lurk in streams
Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle

Include your Children when Baking Cookies

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

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