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Teenage girls often have babies fathered by men
The Sunday Oregonian

Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
Newsday

Man shoots neighbor with machete
The Miami Herald

Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia

Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
The New York Times

Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
The Los Angeles Times

Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
The Oregonian

Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
The Buffalo News

Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
Lexington Herald-Leader

Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer
Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel

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