
Funny Headlines
The following are all genuine headlines:
Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
Newsday
Man shoots neighbor with machete
The Miami Herald
Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia
Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
The New York Times
Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
The Los Angeles Times
Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
The Oregonian
Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
The Buffalo News
Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
Lexington Herald-Leader
Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer
Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel
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