
Funny Headlines
The following are all genuine headlines:
Infertility unlikely to be passed on
Montgomery Advertiser
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995
Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us
Holland Sentinal
Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
The New York Times
Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
The Los Angeles Times
'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
Huntington Herald-Dispatch
Alcohol ads promote drinking
The Hartford Courant
Malls try to attract shoppers
The Baltimore Sun
Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
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