
Funny Headlines
The following are all genuine headlines:
Babies are what the mother eats
The Times-Herald, 7 November 1984
Newspaper to recieve seven awards
The Sentinel Ledger, 7 April 1983
Never Withold Herpes Infection From Loved One
Alburquerque Journal, 26 December 1984
Kampala - A hand grenade exploded on board a passenger train killing a Uganda Army soldier who was toying with it and two civilian passengers.
The Times, 27 March 1982
Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores
How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
The Royal Gazette, 9 May 1985
Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy
Obscene snow sculptures built by two fraternities Chi Psi and Delta Upsilon, had around townspeople as well as the administration.
Addison Independent, 15 March 1979
Woman off to jail for sex with boys
The Record, 23 October 1984
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