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The following are all genuine headlines:

Give the Palestinians a homeland - Ottawa
Toronto Star, 31 July 1982

Babies are what the mother eats
The Times-Herald, 7 November 1984

Newspaper to recieve seven awards
The Sentinel Ledger, 7 April 1983

Never Withold Herpes Infection From Loved One
Alburquerque Journal, 26 December 1984

Kampala - A hand grenade exploded on board a passenger train killing a Uganda Army soldier who was toying with it and two civilian passengers.
The Times, 27 March 1982

Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores

How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
The Royal Gazette, 9 May 1985

Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy

Obscene snow sculptures built by two fraternities Chi Psi and Delta Upsilon, had around townspeople as well as the administration.
Addison Independent, 15 March 1979

Woman off to jail for sex with boys
The Record, 23 October 1984

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